Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Jun 10, 2022.
I saw a chameleon today. Clearly, he’s not a very good one.
Maybe he suffered from eReptile dysfunction.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
A chameleon walks into a bar.
"if your wife calls, I didn't see you"
Followed by ....
Whatsamatter @Sara-s , I thought you'd like that kins of joke.
I did, but it's still a groaner.
Why are chameleons good in smoothies?
Because they blend in well.
That's just sick. Funny but sick
Y'know, I'd kinda like a Chameleon Bay Rum....it may have cloves in it, but I would want the other scents to "blend in well" and thus, weaken the clove scent.
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