Italian Bank Robber

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Johnny, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Johnny

    Johnny Little Boy Blue

    A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

    On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

    The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!

    He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him; the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.

    Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

    "Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber.

    There follows a tense minute of silence.

    Then an elderly Italian gentleman, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

    "I tinka my wife caught a glimpse"

     
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  2. ShortStrokes

    ShortStrokes Well-Known Member

    Classic, I like it. Will be telling this one at work tomorrow. :happy102:
     
  3. tuco99

    tuco99 Well-Known Member

    That's a good one ! :happy097:
     
  4. theblindog

    theblindog Active Member

  5. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

  6. alpla444

    alpla444 That's sweet!

    :happy097: funny
     
  7. frankflood

    frankflood Active Member

    love it. thanks for sharing. went well with early morning coffe helping us wake up. nothing like a good laugh
     
  8. Dridecker

    Dridecker Sherlock

    :rofl: May have to start going into the bank with my wife from now on!
     

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