Job Posting

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by seamus402, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. seamus402

    seamus402 You don't mess with Big Slim

    A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -

    Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

    The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."

    "Oh why, is that where the job is?"

    "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
     
  2. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    :rofl

    I had to read it 6 times to understand it
     
  3. mastermute

    mastermute FatBoy

    I bet! :rofl
     
  4. TOB9595

    TOB9595 Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Good one!
     
  5. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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  6. goatshaver

    goatshaver New Member

  7. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    me too :D

    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
     

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