Sitting here rocking on the screened porch, faceterbating after a lime shave and drinking Margaritas while grilling burgers. Does life get better than this? Julime baby!
Sounds like a good time.....except for the faceterbating. I would rather have my wife take care of those things for me.....
Then the UPS guy pulls up and delivers a big box of new creams, soaps, aftershaves, colognes and razors , now its better.