Just...

Okay, I will bite...

 

I learned a long time ago it's often better to keep my ears open and my mouth shut.

or...

If I can't say something nice, I shouldn't say anything at all.

I was just keeping my mouth shut!

 

Right...

 

???????
Nuff said.

 

"Whoever guards his mouth and tongue keeps his soul from troubles."

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and to remove all doubt.

 

Yup. Sometimes.

 

My dad always said that you learn more by listening than by talking.

 

It also helps to keep us husbands out of trouble with the wife. Grin.

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My keyboard has a well used BACKSPACE button.

 

A pipe gives a wise man time to think....and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

 

I do tend to stick my foot in my mouth. Sometimes I'm able to remove it just in time to stick the other foot in.....

 

Your dad is a wise bird..

 

Only engage in battles one is willing to win.

 

The backspace button keeps from getting banned....most of the time.

"Sorry to offend you by saying your stupid...I thought you knew......" I need that as my sig line sometime.

 

Sometimes I just want to say, "Here's your sign."