Let's Cook A Turkey!

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by S Barnhardt, Nov 18, 2019.

  1. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    With Thanksgiving and Christmas on the horizon, I know many of you will be cooking a turkey. In case you either don't have a recipe for cooking one, or are looking for a new one, please allow me to share my recipe with you!

    This is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that.
    When I found it, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.


    12 - 15 lb. turkey
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
    1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
    Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
    Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
    Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
    After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
    When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room,.... it's done.

    And, you thought I didn't cook..
     
  2. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    I dry brine and butterfly my turkey for cooking these days as I've found it cooks evenly and perfectly.

    Your way certainly sounds more...ah...exciting. :happy097:
     
  3. steve207

    steve207 Well-Known Member

    the 5 second rule only if you don't a 2 second dog that eats the turkey first:eatdrink023::rofl::rofl::rofl::happy102::happy102::happy102:
     

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