Let's Write Some Limericks

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night
He couldn't help shedding a tear

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There once was a fat guy named Santa

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There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far

 

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far
and he ran off with a tart named Danna.

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill

 

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
But he wouldn't do it while walking the pier

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball

 

Extra points for being trapped in the limerick time warp, Paul.

 

Maybe Paul likes to drink beer too

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball
Strained his abdominal wall

 

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball
Strained his abdominal wall
Then the buzzards swooped down for the kill.
Poor Bill.

 

Pingu thought he was a poet

 

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it

 

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet

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