Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
He was the sultan of cheer
But try as he might
Till late in the night
He couldn't help shedding a tear

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There once was a fat guy named Santa

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There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far

There once was a fat guy named Santa
Stuck in the airport in Atlanta
Six hours in the bar
And three martinis too far
and he ran off with a tart named Danna.

There once was an armadillo named Bill

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill

Joe loved to dance and drink beer
But he wouldn't do it while walking the pier

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball

Extra points for being trapped in the limerick time warp, Paul.

Maybe Paul likes to drink beer too

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball
Strained his abdominal wall

There once was an armadillo named Bill
Who slipped and fell down a hill
He rolled up like a ball
Strained his abdominal wall
Then the buzzards swooped down for the kill.
Poor Bill.

Pingu thought he was a poet

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet

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