Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet
He just couldn't get on it

Pingu thought he was a poet
But at the reading he did blow it
He messed up his sonnet
He just couldn't get on it
And hopes that his mother won't know it.

Pelicans like to eat fish

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer

The only one I can think off is dirty. I learned it in elementary school. It starts- There once was a young man from Trent...

Oh, I got one...

Here lies Lester Moore
Killed by 4 shots from a .44
No less, No more

I don't know if this qualifies as a limerick, but does anyone know- Why is the Fire Engine Red?

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer
will surely downsize her

Pelicans like to eat fish
Herring makes a tasty dish
A minnow appetizer
will surely downsize her
With flavor absolutely delish

There was an old chap from New Brunswick

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam
Anywhere they’d call ‘home’

There was an old chap from New Brunswick
And Vladimir his sidekick
together they would roam
Anywhere they’d call ‘home’
Until jailed as a bolshevik

Old Toby was a preacher

Who tried to be a teacher


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Old Toby was a preacher
Who tried to be a teacher
Drivers Ed was the course

Old Toby was a preacher
Who tried to be a teacher
Drivers Ed was the course
Which he gave in Old Norse

Old Toby was a preacher
Who tried to be a teacher
Drivers Ed was the course
Which he gave in Old Norse
Whilst sitting atop the school bleachers.

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