Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was a nerd named Melvin
    Who only measured temperature in Kelvin
    Once the Kelvin reached zero
    The man was a hero
    As he danced in his shoes that were Elvin.
     
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was a dog with no tail.
     
  3. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well

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  4. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord Staff Member

    Moderator
    There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
    and for his efforts he would earn
     
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  6. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
    and for his efforts he would earn
    All the joys of the leftover mail
     
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  7. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    The Thanksgiving turkey was fair
     
  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a nerd named Melvin
    Who only measured temperature in Kelvin
    Once the Kelvin reached zero
    The man was a hero
    And accordingly was knighted Sir Melvin
     
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Since I became a TSD member
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Since I became a TSD member
    Several years ago, in December
     
  11. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    To shave i did learn
     
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  12. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    And without burn
     
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  13. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    And now own more razors than i can remember
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was an archer named Sara
     
  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera.
     
  16. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera.
    She would look out to sea

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  17. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera
    She would look out to sea
    To see what she could see
     
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  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera
    She would look out to sea
    To see what she could see
    Then booked a trip to Canberra.
     
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I had a wonderful time
     
  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    (I think someone beat me to it)
     
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