Limericks

Paul painted the town red
And woke up with a pain in his head

 

Paul painted the town red
And woke up with a pain in his head.
"Let's Groove" came to mind
But the LP he could not find

 

Paul painted the town red
And woke up with a pain in his head.
"Let's Groove" came to mind
But the LP he could not find
So he took two aspirins instead

 

I glanced out the window and saw

 

I glanced out the window and saw
A man who was wider than tall

 

buried WHO?????? The man with the Mandom?

 

I'm having fun with these limericks
But we see there are TSDers playing tricks(on me)

 

I glanced out the window and saw
A man who was wider than tall
His white beard and red suit

 

I glanced out the window and saw
A man who was wider than tall
His white beard and red suit
With a big bag full of loot

 

I glanced out the window and saw
A man who was wider than tall
His white beard and red suit
With a big bag full of loot
made me smile as I dialed up the Law.

 

There was a reindeer named Spud

 

There was a reindeer named Spud
Who was spotted on an F16's HUD

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There are no pranksters on TSD. It's just not allowed.

 

There was a reindeer named Spud
Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
He couldn't've looked meaner

 

There was a reindeer named Spud
Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
He couldn't've looked meaner
Though he might have looked leaner.

 

There was a reindeer named Spud
Who was spotted on an F16's HUD
He couldn't've looked meaner
Though he might have looked leaner.
If ever he hoped to stud.

 

One day Tim went for a swim

 

One day Tim went for a swim
But sadly, the weather was grim.

 

One day Tim went for a swim
But sadly, the weather was grim
He quickly turned back

 

One day Tim went for a swim
But sadly, the weather was grim
He quickly turned back
In the one ice-free track