1. Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
  2. Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind
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  3. Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    I'll soon be confined
  4. Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind / I'll soon be confined
    It's hard to be so misunderstood.
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  5. The Post Office van stopped by today
  6. The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
  7. The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Anothet razor or three?
  8. The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
  9. The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
    You've got hoarding in your DNA.
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  10. I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
  11. I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
  12. I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
  13. I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
  14. I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
    My feet smell like cheese that is bleu
  15. I raise my hand I got another question
  16. I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
  17. :happy097:
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  18. I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
  19. I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
  20. I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
    But no relief for my digestive congestion.

    I just bought a pound of bologna
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