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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
    They're vegan and gluten free
     
    richgem, Dec 22, 2017
    #881
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
    They're vegan and gluten free
    And you can always feed them to Rover
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 22, 2017
    #882
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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Foxes love to eat chickens
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 22, 2017
    #883
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  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    At the farm they're easy pickins.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 22, 2017
    #884
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  5. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster

     
    RyX, Dec 23, 2017
    #885
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
    Who was raised a bit south of Worcester
     
    cmorris357, Dec 23, 2017
    #886
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  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Foxes love to eat chickens.
    In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
    Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
    Who was raised a bit south of Worcester
    And can kick foxes skyward like the dickens.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 23, 2017
    #887
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  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
     
    Screwtape, Dec 23, 2017
    #888
  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
    To wind up in a grocery cart
     
    cmorris357, Dec 23, 2017
    #889
  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
    To wind up in a grocery cart
    Until the day they banded together
     
    John Beeman, Dec 23, 2017
    #890
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
    To wind up in a grocery cart
    'Til they banded together
    As birds of a feather
     
    Sara-s, Dec 23, 2017
    #891
  12. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Alas, they found themselves baked into a tart!
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 23, 2017
    #892
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  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
    To wind up in a grocery cart
    'Til they banded together
    As birds of a feather
    And Occupied the supermart.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 23, 2017
    #893
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  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The cookie revolution’s not over.
    All bakers rise up and takeover!
    The shavers will see
    It's biscuits for me
    Because I'm an old Cartel lover.

    (The phrase "had the biscuit" does mean "bought the farm" or "kicked the bucket", doesn't it?)
     
    Screwtape, Dec 23, 2017
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  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    So many shave soaps and so little time
     
    Screwtape, Dec 23, 2017
    #895
  16. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    So many shave soaps and so little time
    Double edge blades cost less than a dime
     
    RyX, Dec 23, 2017
    #896
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  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I don't know that one, but to "take the biscuit" means to take liberties, as in: he helped himself to all the scones, well that just takes the biscuit :)
     
    Boru62, Dec 23, 2017
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  18. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    So many shave soaps and so little time
    Double edge blades cost less than a dime
    A boar brush is cheap
     
    Boru62, Dec 23, 2017
    #898
  19. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    So many shave soaps and so little time
    Double edge blades cost less than a dime
    A boar brush is cheap
    And tallow from sheep
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 23, 2017
    #899
  20. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    So many shave soaps and so little time
    Double edge blades cost less than a dime
    A boar brush is cheap
    And tallow from sheep
    but I can't find Shulton AS in Lime


    Vintage Avon and old Old Spice
     
    RyX, Dec 23, 2017
    #900
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