The cookie revolution’s not over.
All bakers rise up and takeover!
The shavers will see
They're vegan and gluten free

The cookie revolution’s not over.
All bakers rise up and takeover!
The shavers will see
They're vegan and gluten free
And you can always feed them to Rover

Foxes love to eat chickens

Foxes love to eat chickens.
At the farm they're easy pickins.

Foxes love to eat chickens.
In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster

Foxes love to eat chickens.
In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
Who was raised a bit south of Worcester

Foxes love to eat chickens.
In the barnyard they're easy pickins.
Well, except for the wise ol' Rooster
Who was raised a bit south of Worcester
And can kick foxes skyward like the dickens.

Chickens and turkeys are not very smart

Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
To wind up in a grocery cart

Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
To wind up in a grocery cart
Until the day they banded together

Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
To wind up in a grocery cart
'Til they banded together
As birds of a feather

Alas, they found themselves baked into a tart!

Chickens and turkeys are not very smart
To wind up in a grocery cart
'Til they banded together
As birds of a feather
And Occupied the supermart.

The cookie revolution’s not over.
All bakers rise up and takeover!
The shavers will see
It's biscuits for me
Because I'm an old Cartel lover.

(The phrase "had the biscuit" does mean "bought the farm" or "kicked the bucket", doesn't it?)

So many shave soaps and so little time

So many shave soaps and so little time
Double edge blades cost less than a dime

I don't know that one, but to "take the biscuit" means to take liberties, as in: he helped himself to all the scones, well that just takes the biscuit

So many shave soaps and so little time
Double edge blades cost less than a dime
A boar brush is cheap

So many shave soaps and so little time
Double edge blades cost less than a dime
A boar brush is cheap
And tallow from sheep

So many shave soaps and so little time
Double edge blades cost less than a dime
A boar brush is cheap
And tallow from sheep
but I can't find Shulton AS in Lime


Vintage Avon and old Old Spice