Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.
    Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud
    From behind a curtain
     
    John Beeman, Dec 23, 2017
    #921
  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.
    Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud
    From behind a curtain
    Toto made certain
     
    cmorris357, Dec 23, 2017
    #922
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.
    Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud
    From behind a curtain
    Toto made certain
    To unmask the incompetent clod.

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
     
    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
    #923
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  4. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
    A million wonders you will behold
     
    wchnu, Dec 24, 2017
    #924
  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
    A million wonders you will behold:
    A cowardly kitty
     
    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
    #925
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
    A million wonders you will behold:
    A cowardly kitty
    Monkeys, itty-bitty
     
    Sara-s, Dec 24, 2017
    #926
  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
    A million wonders you will behold:
    A cowardly kitty
    Monkeys, itty-bitty
    And a witch who melts when she gets wet and cold.

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies!
     
    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
    #927
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Just follow the Yellow Brick Road
    A million wonders you will behold:
    A cowardly kitty
    Monkeys, itty-bitty
    And a wizard that's mustachioed
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 24, 2017
    #928
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies!
    Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 24, 2017
    #929
  10. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies!
    Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies
    A most malevolent flight
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 24, 2017
    #930
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkey that flies!
    Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies
    A most malevolent flight
    On a dark, moonless night
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 24, 2017
    #931
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  12. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Opon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 24, 2017
    #932
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  13. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    It's not a bird, not a plane, but a monkeythat flies!
    Unlike a penguin, it reaches the skies
    A most malevolent flight
    On a dark, moonless night
    It swoops and screeches blood-curdling cries

    Opon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
     
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    Boru62, Dec 24, 2017
    #933
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  14. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Upon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
    And besieged by tunes from Justin Bieber
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 24, 2017
    #934
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  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Upon a gloomy day, overcome with malaise
    I settled my bones in a chaise
    Burning up with fever
    And besieged by tunes from Justin Bieber
    I broiled the "Nevermore" raven with some bouillabaise.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
    #935
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  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
     
    Screwtape, Dec 24, 2017
    #936
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  17. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 24, 2017
    #937
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  18. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 24, 2017
    #938
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  19. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    One night at The Rocky Horror PictureShow
    This guy got some toast in his Fro
    He laddered his stockings



    One night at The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    When Brad and Janet’s car would not go
    They called for a cab
     
    Boru62, Dec 24, 2017
    #939
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  20. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Great! A bifurcated multi-universe simultaneous limerick equation!
     
    RyX, Dec 24, 2017
    #940
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