So I cranked up the Fat Boy to 9

So I cranked up the Fat Boy to 9
Even though I had drunk too much wine

So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
Even though I had drank too much wine
I shaved without fear

So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
Even though I had drunk too much wine
I shaved without fear
Knowing victory was near

So I cranked up the FatBoy to 9
Even though I had drunk too much wine
I shaved without fear
Knowing victory was near
And now I can't find my hairline.

Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve

Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
This made a curious man out of Steve

I laughed out loud at this one.

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Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
This made a curious man out of Steve
He called her a cheat

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Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve.
This made a curious man out of Steve.
He called her a cheat
And rose from his seat.

Thelma slid two cards up her sleeve
This made a curious man out of Steve
He called her a cheat
And rose from his seat
Curtailing the relationship, I believe

Paul, you finished the last limerick, so it's your turn to start the next one. Shoot for 8 or 9 syllables, and we're off to the races!

Hardly anyone has been following that rule here, BUT..........I'll go ahead.

I just made my first order for NBeighteen

I’m gonna take some artistic license and dial the syllables back to make the limerick workable...

I just ordered for NB18
So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen

I just ordered for NB18
So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
I'll use what I got

I just ordered for NB18
So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
I'll use what I got
Which I'm afraid is a lot

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I just ordered for NB18
So I won’t have to mortgage my spleen.
I'll use what I got,
Which I'm afraid is a lot,
And appears to be nearly obscene.

Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year

Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear

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Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear
Her barb was so big

Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear
Her barb was so big
that she dance a jig