1. There once was an aardvark named Mel
    Many stories about the man I can tell
    In Dutch he's an "earth pig"
    He's a bit of a prig
    With an amazingly keen sense of smell
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  2. My dinner last night was quite filling
  3. My dinner last night was quite filling
    After several hours of grilling
  4. My dinner last night was quite filling
    After several hours of grilling
    I noshed on some meat
  5. My dinner last night was quite filling
    After several hours of grilling
    I noshed on some meat
    Still fresh from the heat
  6. My dinner last night was quite filling
    After several hours of grilling
    I noshed on some meat
    Still fresh from the heat
    Today my stomach pain is killing
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  7. My dinner tonite will be soup
  8. My dinner tonite will be soup
    I made enough for a big group
  9. My dinner tonite will be soup
    I made enough for a big group
    But my friend bert
    Doesn't want snert*


    *a term for Dutch pea soup that also means snot.
  10. My dinner tonite will be soup
    I made enough for a big group
    But my friend Bert
    Doesn't want snert*
    hij houdt van wafels en siroop

    Hope that's close @richgem
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  11. My Dutch is not very good.
  12. Nice!
  13. Points for the rhyme. But i had to check that one pending review by an actual dutch speaker. But google says that siroop is medicinal, ex. Cough syrup. Stroop is the syrup you put on food to make it zoet en lekker (sweet and tasty).
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  14. I never said Bert had good taste, or sense for that matter.
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  15. I'm just glad someone else finished that one.

    My mind was going in a completely different direction with snot pea soup and a digestive activity that rhymes with soup and group (and why Bert didn't want any).
  16. My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
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  17. An excellent point. :)
  18. My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
    Ik ben een beetje crazy
    Mijn spreken is te lazy
  19. My Dutch is not very good.
    It’s hard to be understood
    Ik ben een beetje crazy
    Mijn spreken is te lazy
    And I drink more Jenever than I should.
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  20. There once was a penguin in Aruba.
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