Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Beth won Miss Rhubarb again this year
    With a rhubarb as large as an elephant's rear.
    Her barb was so big,
    that she dance a jig,
    She had quite a delightful career.

    There once was a Penguin named Rich
     
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  2. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    This one hits a little too close to home.
     
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  3. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There once was a Penguin named Rich
    Who was often seen scratching an itch
     
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  4. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was a Penguin named Rich
    Who was often seen scratching an itch
    The itch was so low

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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oh dear....
     
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  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a Penguin named Rich
    Who was often seen scratching an itch
    The itch was so low
    He scratched with his toe
     
  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There one was a Penguin named Rich
    Who was often seen scratching an itch
    The itch was so low
    He scratched with his toe
    Then, succeeding, he ate a sandwich
     
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  8. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There was a curmudgeon named Joe
     
  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    My Chiseled Face order's all set
     
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  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There was a curmudgeon named Joe
    Who swore he would never eat crow
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a curmudgeon named Joe
    Who swore he would never eat crow
    But one day he wed
     
  12. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There was a curmudgeon named Joe
    Who swore he would never eat crow
    But one day he wed
    And regretfully said
     
  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    There was a curmudgeon named Joe
    Who swore he would never eat crow.
    But one day he wed
    And regretfully said,
    "Sal, you look like Vincent Van Gogh."

    Sal looked Joe square in the eye
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sal looked Joe square in the eye
    And said, my Joe, how time does fly
     
  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Sal looked Joe square in the eye
    And said, "my Joe, how time does fly."
    "If you don't shape up."
     
  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Sal looked Joe square in the eye
    And said "my Joe how time does fly
    If you don't shape up
    I'll steal your best coffee cup"
     
  17. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    Supporting Vendor
    Sal looked Joe square in the eye
    And said "my Joe how time does fly
    If you don't shape up
    I'll steal your best coffee cup”
    So he packed up his soaps and said bye.

    There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
     
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  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
    Who was constantly pushing his luck.
     
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  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
    Who was constantly pushing his luck.
    He shaved without stropping
     
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  20. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
    Who was constantly pushing his luck.
    He shaved without stropping
    Then sliced without stopping
     
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