Let's Write Some Limericks

There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
Who was constantly pushing his luck.
He shaved without stropping
Then sliced without stopping
And bloodied his best Dubl Duck.

 

There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie

 

- nice job keeping it clean @cmorris357! I was holding my breath.

 

I'll admit there was some temptation.

 

There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley

 

ha ha. I was wondering how that would end...

 

He made out like a bandit...

 

There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley
He made out like a bandit
Just the way that he planned it

 

There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley
He made out like a bandit
Just the way that he planned it
and he thought himself quite gnarley.

 

One day out for a jog

 

Doublin' down again...

There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley.
He made out like a bandit
Just the way that he planned it
Even though his duckie looked grnarly.

 

One day out for a jog
Mel ran with his French Bulldog

 

One day out for a jog
Mel ran with his French Bulldog
The dog nearly won

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One day out for a jog
Mel ran with his French Bulldog
The dog nearly won
But stopped to oui oui for fun

 

One day out for a jog
Mel ran with his French Bulldog
The dog nearly won
But stopped to oui oui for fun
And Mel got lost in the fog.

 

Lessee what we do with this one....

There once was a Mel named Brooks

 

There once was a Mel named Brooks
Who wrote funny movies and books

 

There once was a Mel named Brooks
Who wrote funny movies and books
World history and space,

 

and I'll admit I didn't know how that baby was going to end up(hoping for the safe way out, of course).

 

I bought myself two belts today