Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a straight razor shaver named Buck.
    Who was constantly pushing his luck.
    He shaved without stropping
    Then sliced without stopping
    And bloodied his best Dubl Duck.
     
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
     
  3. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    - nice job keeping it clean @cmorris357! I was holding my breath:happy102:.
     
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  4. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'll admit there was some temptation.
     
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  5. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
    Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley
     
  6. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    ha ha. I was wondering how that would end...
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    He made out like a bandit...
     
  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
    Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley
    He made out like a bandit
    Just the way that he planned it
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
    Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley
    He made out like a bandit
    Just the way that he planned it
    and he thought himself quite gnarley.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    One day out for a jog
     
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Doublin' down again... :)

    There was a boy from Kentucky named Charlie
    Who rode with his pet rubber duck on a Harley.
    He made out like a bandit
    Just the way that he planned it
    Even though his duckie looked grnarly.
     
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  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    One day out for a jog
    Mel ran with his French Bulldog
     
  13. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    One day out for a jog
    Mel ran with his French Bulldog
    The dog nearly won

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
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  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    One day out for a jog
    Mel ran with his French Bulldog
    The dog nearly won
    But stopped to oui oui for fun
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    One day out for a jog
    Mel ran with his French Bulldog
    The dog nearly won
    But stopped to oui oui for fun
    And Mel got lost in the fog.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lessee what we do with this one....

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
     
  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
    Who wrote funny movies and books
     
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  18. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
    Who wrote funny movies and books
    World history and space,
     
  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    and I'll admit I didn't know how that baby was going to end up(hoping for the safe way out, of course).
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I bought myself two belts today
     

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