Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    i shaved my mug a dome
    like a bald garden gnome
    then moved to my rear
     
  2. brit

    brit in a box

    i shaved my mug a dome
    like a bald garden gnome
    then moved to my rear
    and then shed a tear
     
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I shaved my mug and my dome
    like a bald garden gnome
    then moved to my rear
    and then shed a tear
    because no hair was there
     
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I ran up a very steep hill
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I ran up a very steep hill
    To avoid a freeloader named Bill
     
  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I ran up a very steep hill
    To avoid a freeloader named Bill
    He smoked a cigar
     
  7. brit

    brit in a box

    I ran up a very steep hill
    To avoid a freeloader named Bill
    He smoked a cigar
    and smelled like tar
     
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I ran up a very steep hill
    To avoid a freeloader named Bill.
    He smoked a cigar
    And smelled like tar
    Dug up from a stinky landfill.
     
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  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Gary scored another cased Tech
     
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  10. brit

    brit in a box

    Gary scored another cased Tech
    didn't need it but what the heck
     
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Gary scored another cased Tech
    didn't need it but what the heck
    He threw down a C-note
     
  12. brit

    brit in a box

    Gary scored another cased Tech
    didn't need it but what the heck
    He threw down a C-note
    the price of a new coat
     
  13. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Gary scored another cased Tech
    didn't need it but what the heck
    He threw down a C-note
    the price of a new coat
    And prayed that his wife wouldn't check.

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  14. brit

    brit in a box

    :happy097:
     
  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Clubman is versatile juice
     
  16. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Clubman is versatile juice
    That's derived from the musk of Zeus

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  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Clubman is versatile juice
    That's derived from the musk of Zeus
    Brewed on Mount Olympus
     
  18. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Clubman is versatile juice
    That's derived from the musk of Zeus
    Brewed on Mount Olympus
    Imbued with sheer greatness
     
  19. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    There once was a shaver named Wist
    on buying vintage Gillette, he'd insist
    his obsessed predilection
    and massive collection
    ended when he tried a Slim Twist.
     
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    but Veg smells like urine of moose.
     
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