Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep
Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation

Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep
Were they gold coins? Regular coins? Worth an investigation
I sighed in resignation

There once was a cat named Jack

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk
But who woulda thunk

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk
But who woulda thunk
Jacks eyesight could be so slack

There once was a pirate named Greg

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk
Even when he was drunk

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk
Even when he was drunk
And tripped over rum in a keg

There once was a blank name of blank

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this
It is nobody's business

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this
It is nobody's business
“Cause the truth is, his real name just stank.

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot,

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day