I once owned a poodle named Killer and she looked just like Phyllis Diller But I still loved her face
I once owned a poodle named Killer and she looked just like Phyllis Diller But I still loved her face Though it looked out of place
I once owned a poodle named Killer and she looked just like Phyllis Diller But I still loved her face Though it looked out of place Still, a hug from me always would thrill her.
Daphne, the leprechaun lass Was known at times to be crass After swilling strong beer The crowd began to cheer
Daphne, the leprechaun lass Was known at times to be crass After swilling strong beer The crowd began to cheer 'Cause they couldn't resist her cute brass.
A dimwitted fellow named Bart built his own purple Go-Kart As he descended the hill His supreme lack of skill
A dimwitted fellow named Bart built his own purple Go-Kart As he descended the hill His supreme lack of skill made Bart and the Kart come apart.
A sea sick sailor named McBride to his wife began to confide That he hated the sea It made him weak at the knee
A sea sick sailor named McBride to his wife began to confide That he hated the sea It made him weak at the knee And he'd lose his lunch at high tide