Light Bulb jokes

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How many sheep does it take to change a light bulb?

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    One...two...three...four...five...good night.
     
  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

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    One, but the light bulb must really want to change.
     
  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    This oughta be the easiest riddle south of the North Pole. What's the connection between sheep(@Sara-s joke), changing a light bulb, and shaving? Ahh, all right...the answer IS....Stoylin's Electric Sheep ShaveSoap(and now A.S.)
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    This thread stands a chance of being very enlightening....
     
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    For those in Texas.
    How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

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    Five. One to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.
     
  6. Rusty blade

    Rusty blade The Good Humor Man

    Reminds me of a Monty Python skit..."Why did you keep the light bulb in your pocket?" "Because if I put it in my shoe it would break."
     
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I think this Canadian kinda wandered in there when he went to change the bulb. He seems happy enough though..:happy069:
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    How many penguins does it take to change a light bulb?

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    A colony. They’re so short it takes a lot standing on each others’ shoulders
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Silly Fox. The correct answer is one to hold bulb two to hold the ladder and the rest of the colony to turn the iceberg by swimming in a circle and creating a whirlpool. Yeesh.
     
  10. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    The following was heard from a group of good-natured military guys, so absolutely no offense intended.

    Q: How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One. The fighter pilot holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Well, of course. Everybody knows that @richgem !
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Apparently, ol red ears was sleeping in class that day.
     
  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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    None, they just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades.
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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    A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the
    bathtub with brightly colored tools.
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    How many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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    Toucan do it.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sorry, but you did not fill out that form in triplicate please start over.
     
  19. CarolMoors

    CarolMoors New Member

    Have you ever installed smart light bulbs? You can configure such types of LED light bulbs so that they glow with exactly the color you need at the moment. Also, you can control them remotely or use Bluetooth on your phone. Of course, a Bluetooth connection isn't necessary for such bulbs, so you still may not use it. I decided to share this info with you because I think you've never heard of smart light bulbs. Your question made me answer your post. Using smart LED lamps will simplify your life because you won't have to think about turning on different colors on different bulbs. I installed this on my car and in the rooms of my house. It works perfectly.
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Well THAT bulb didn't go far.
     

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