Limericks

Young Paul was a big fan of orange
He painted a door frame and door hinge
The hinge went kaput
The door fell on his foot

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Young Paul was a big fan of orange
He painted a door frame and door hinge
The hinge went kaput
The door fell on his foot
he couldn't cuss blue so he cussed orange.

 

There once was a raven named Poe

 

yes let's pronounce orange..."or-INGE"

 

Well, or-an-zhe just sounds silly.

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw
With a rasp of his maw

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw
With a rasp of his maw
GPS failed him where ever he'd go.



A young mother of three called Sarah

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt,
her bonnet and a shirt

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt,
her bonnet and a shirt
And cried, “My home’s a plantation called Tara!

 

There once was a frog named Martin

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who wanted to get his jump startin’

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race

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There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race
But couldn't keep pace

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race
But couldn't keep pace
said Martin, "I need a good jump-startin'!"

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat