On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart A robin was tweeting Alas, my joy was fleeting
On a cold Christmas morning I awoke with a start There was snow on the ground and joy in my heart A robin was tweeting Alas, my joy was fleeting It was a bird imitator playing a radio part
Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start A trip to the craft store is my favorite part. With brushes and glue
Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start A trip to the craft store is my favorite part. With brushes and glue Paints and sequins too
Christmas is over and the Boxing Day sales start A trip to the craft store is my favorite part. With brushes and glue Paints and sequins too Now if only I was’nt horrible at art. I’m eating lunch here at the beach
I’m eating lunch here at the beach The sandwiches are within reach. The aroma in the air is fishy The penguins are squishy
I’m eating lunch here at the beach The sandwiches are within reach. The aroma in the air is fishy The penguins are squishy And their squawks are a terrible screech
Rich dined on pickled herring His taste in fish is unerring Whether kippers or sole In a hot buttered roll
Rich dined on pickled herring His taste in fish is unerring Whether kippers or sole In a hot buttered roll He'll peck you if you think about sharing
Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol Bob Newhart knew some guys named Darrell (Feel free to reject my reality and impose your own)
RyX's reality: Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol Bob Newhart knew some guys named Darrell I would like to see Them as the ghosts three Meeting Scrooge as played by Will Farrell. And now let's try again: Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol About a miser with gold by the barrel
