Limericks

Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
He grew up to be a good lawyer
He once defended the mob
And did a bang-up job

 

Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
He grew up to be a good lawyer
He once defended the mob
And did a bang-up job
Now the mob is Steve Sharps sole employer

 

A bricklayer by the name of Clemente

 

A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
mixed buckets of mortar aplenty

 

A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
With a trowel, he's a whiz

 

A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
With a trowel, he's a whiz
He's the best at the biz

 

A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
With a trowel, he's a whiz
He's the best at the biz
His fine work was worth ev'ry penny

 

My grandma had old age dementia

 

I forgot the next line

 

My grandma had old age dementia
her thoughts only there in potentia

 

Valencia?
No, that’s in Spain...