Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by richgem, Jun 18, 2012.
I lol'd hard when I read this...
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Clearly, the stabbed Marine was, in fact, Chuck Norris in disguise. He didn't even have to touch the perp to take care of things.
I'm sure it didn't hurt that the Marines no doubt helped him slip and fall off that curb.
You can do it if you go slow.
A classic case of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should."
but I don't wanna be that awesome.
EDIT: wife and 4 y.o. daughter saw the pic. Wife said, "don't you dare try that." Daughter said, "but you don't shave there!"
Meanwhile, in Denton, TX....
Cats listen? Since when?
Where's Jesse when you need him? He lives in Denton, doesn't he?
Now this is what ya call demotivational..
ewww. I'm not going near that p0ol. I hate to meet the person that would...
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