You guys have corrupted me. I have come to love wet shaving so much that I...... drum roll please.... Have shaved my beard down to a goatee!! Look what you made me do!! By the way, it was the best shave I have ever had!!
Bonus, makes you look ten years younger as well. What did the missus have to say? Edit: @Queen of Blades I nominate him for the "Not so hrairy anymore" CT.
Dude it looks awesome. I echo what the others have said, you "shaved off" ten years going to a goatee