Male logic

Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

 

woman:
you drank it

 

I don't see a problem here.

 

Woman:
I bought a house, instead.

 

ftfy.

 

Actualy, the handbag & shoes go well with her Ferarri, which is parked outside.

 

So true. Oh so true.

 

Hahaha that's a good one. Reminds me of a similar joke, but I think it's a bit dirty.

 

A woman expects a man to meet her every need. A man expects a woman to meet his one need.

 

A woman marries a man expecting to be able to change him; a man marries a woman hoping she will never change. Both end up disappointed.