Math Humor

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    To get to the same side?
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Very good! Next math joke- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Because seven ate (8) nine.
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You are disturbingly good at these.
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What did the mathematician call his dead parrot?
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    err.... polygon(e)? ????
     
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  8. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Q.e.d.: penguins are quite smart!
     
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  9. tuxxdk

    tuxxdk International Penguin of Mystery

    QFT :)
     
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  10. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    What polygon is also a card trick?
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Are you setting a trapezoid for us?
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Meh, I'm just angling to get to the head of the class. :D
     
  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    The disappearing cards - decagon?
     
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  14. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I see we're quickly going off on a tangent here.
     
  15. Lexicon Devil

    Lexicon Devil the Liberace of shaving

    *Edit*. Im not as fast as Steve.
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I think I am getting a cosinus headache.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I really used to hate math, but then I realized that decimals have a point.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
     
  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Hah that was punny..:p
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    And I thought Noah would just have to put the snakes on a multiplication table.
     

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