May 21 rapture jokes

• I'm holding out on buying my "The rapture is coming" signs, decorations and candy until Sunday when they will be marked down 50% off. Yay for "after holiday" sales!
• Some people think the rapture will happen on May 21. If it does, count me in for some post-rapture looting! Daddy needs a new car, TV, stereo equipment...
• Sorry, I can't go with you Saturday. Someone's got to stick around and clean all of the ash up.

Got any?

 

The real joke is the very same dude pulled this crap a while ago. Different date. Didn't happen then either.

The other real joke is that the word "rapture" isn't even in the bible. Sad (?) part is that most people that proclaim their love for scripture don't even have a clue about this. "Taken up" is used in the bible however and the translation of some hellfire and brimstone snake handler from back in the 40s or 50s (I could be off on the dates) made up the idea of "dispensationalism", and subsequently coined the whole "rapture" concept and then it has been popping up every few years from some whacko sect ever since.

Basically, all of it is a joke. :happy102

See you on the 22nd either way

 

I'm just wondering if I'll be able to sleep in and have my straight shave tomorrow, or do I need to awake early on a Saturday:mad: to get it done before it happens.

 

Definitely getting up early to get my shave in...I want to look my best! :happy102

 

Ok, still here. Anyone have details on when this is/was supposed to happen? Time zone dependencies? Planet the time was supposed to happen on?

 

6:00 PM in each time zone.

 

Its already Sunday in some of the world and no Earth-wide earthquake.....:happy097

Someone should throw rocks at that dude and his sheep.

 

We can just test it by calling a different time zone to see if people are alive.

 

Did some page flipping in the good book and mine says, no one except the father will no when Jesus comes back not even him. Crud like this is what gives Christianity a bad name.

 

So true.

 

My wife's idea of humor today

My wife thought this was rather funny of her, note the two dog collars at the bottom, I guess she figures the pups are coming too happy102:happy102

 

I like that picture.:happy102

 

I'm still looking for that passage that says all dogs go to heaven. I just KNOW it's gotta be in there!

 

rofl:happy097

Well it's after 6:00 PM here. Seems the rapture is fail. I want a refund! :happy102

 

So it's after 6:00 PM and I'm still here. Does this mean I get to be President/King/Ruler? I'm calling shotgun on it now! :rofl

 

Man I ve been hearing rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow.

 

that's ok because there really is no tomorrow. it's just a useful concept for planning, dreading, regretting, etc

 

WIN

 

Me too.