Men are Men

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Issy, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. Issy

    Issy TheMadSoaper

    A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived in a
    casino and >bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of
    the dice. She >said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
    when I play topless."
    > >
    > >With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
    yelled, "Come >on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
    > >
    > >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down.... and
    squealed..."YES! >YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the
    dealers...and then picked up her >winnings and her clothes, and
    quickly departed.
    > >
    > >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
    them asked, >"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
    know...I thought you were >watching."
    > >
    > >Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid.
    > >
    > >Not all blondes are dumb.
    > >
    > But all men.......are men.


    Issy
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  2. Sejanus

    Sejanus New Member

    :rofl
     
  3. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

    Moderator Supporting Vendor
    :rofl

    repeat I think, but still funny.
     
  4. PalmettoB

    PalmettoB The Old Guard

    Amen to that, brother! ;)
     
  5. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    :rofl :rofl :rofl

    oh well, a man's gotta follow his instincts :D
     

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