A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived in a casino and >bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She >said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." > > > >With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come >on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" > > > >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down.... and squealed..."YES! >YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her >winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. > > > >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, >"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were >watching." > > > >Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid. > > > >Not all blondes are dumb. > > > But all men.......are men. Issy >