A man was walking along the beach when he finds a bottle. He opens the bottle and a genie appears. The genie thanks the man for releasing him and grants him one wish. The man says he has always wanted to go to Australia but is too scared to fly or sail from England, because of the distance. So he asks the genie to build a bridge from the UK to Australia so he can drive. The genie says that this is too much, it would be impossible even for him, to build such a bridge. So he asks the man if he would like anything else. The man says he has always wanted to be able to understand women, and what makes them laugh and cry, and why in his experience they are so temperamental. Basically, he wants to know what makes women tick. The genie thinks about this for a while and then says, "So did you want two lanes of traffic or four?"
