1. On the other hand.
  2. And now for a word from our sponsons.

    HERM
  3. The following prescribe has been transcrammed.
  4. Oh....it's shake THEN bake.
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  5. This court of common pleas is now in your local store.
  6. "What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.". David Atwell

    HERM
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  7. I thought I heard my voice.
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  8. Well, you can try. :rolleyes005: Please be sure to have one of these close at hand if you do.

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  9. The Court of Common Peas is in the produce aisle.
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  10. I shall eat every bean and pee on my plate.
  11. And it smells like old men wearing onions.
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  12. It's colder outside than it is at night time.
  13. Toupee my friend.
  14. Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?
  15. "If I knew I was gonna be meeting some street toughs, I woulda done up my top button"
  16. Ever stop to the smell the roses and wonder why the lawn needs mowing all ready?
  17. Went for a hike out on the Greenbelt this morning. Quite a fantastic day. Buncha folks out letting their dogs swim in the creek...had a good rain last weekend, and the water's settled down, flowing nice 'n' easy. Dogs coming up to me sniffing & checking me out, while the owners were all like, "oh, I'm sorry." Got me to thinkin'...

    If I ever get to the point where I get mad when a wet dog shakes on me, put me in the bloody ground. I ain't fit to be breathin' anymore.
  18. I'm a little tall for my height.

    HERM
  19. if that ogre was from Boston, he'd be saying "Bar".
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  20. we'll, that's fine, but I was.....DID YOU SAY " A LITTLE"? :)
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