Nope, can't beat that................

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  1. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    A Indiana State trooper pulled a car over on U.S. 24 about 2 miles east of Wabash, Indiana. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Fort Wayne to do a show for children that were in the Hospital. He didn't want to be late.
    The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
    The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
    While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. The driver of the car was drunk he got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
    The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
     
  2. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

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    CastleShave Well-Known Member




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  4. Killerflyingbugs

    Killerflyingbugs Well-Known Member

    Nice one!
     
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