Not really a joke

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Aug 4, 2019.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

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    But am wondering what various reactions would be to the idea of being seated here, then the light flickers as far down the long hall, through the only door, enters a giant spastic naked giggling clown covered in spiders.
     
  2. MntnMan62

    MntnMan62 Well-Known Member

    It seems like you have quite the imagination. I for one would completely freak out. I'm claustrophobic so I doubt I would even consider using that commode unless I really really really had to go.
     
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  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    That's assumed in the premise, you had some bad Mexican.

    Me, if the clown can withstand 8 shots at close range, well I guess it's my time.
     
  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    At least he'll be deaf, with those tile walls.
     
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  5. MntnMan62

    MntnMan62 Well-Known Member

    What if it's an insane clown posse? Assumption: more than one clown. A posse of clowns.
     
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  6. brit

    brit in a box

    bad acid..
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    They'll be single file and pile up.
     
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Bad movies, lately.
     
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  9. steve207

    steve207 Well-Known Member

    where's the nearst outhouse there no way in hell i'm going in there with that clown in there unless I had a flamethrower and cook him down alittle bit.
     
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  10. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Whoever installed that does not like obese people.
     
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  11. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Who does number two work for?



    :eatdrink013:
     
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  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    The wooden seat is a classy touch.
     
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  13. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Not sure if one of the two could fit down the hall all by himself.

    Took me a little looking to find a clean version of any of ICP's music. When my daughter took me to one of their live shows I had no idea what I was in for. Juggelos are freaks.
     
  14. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    ...and you'll get a nice stretch reaching around for the T.P.
     
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  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The Clown better be wearing a gas mask and be prepared to withstand a few hits with my combat-ready plunger.
     
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    And I would have used smaller floor tiles to achieve a more balanced pattern. I'd can the interior designer that was responsible for this oversight. If it was my home, I couldn't sit by idly and let this pass.
     
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  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Somehow the arrangement looks vaguely Soviet Bloc era design.
     
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  18. steve207

    steve207 Well-Known Member

    why is it that bad guys always want to kill you when your the bathroom? dude have some respect let a man go no.2 first
     
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  19. steve207

    steve207 Well-Known Member

    must kill clowns :transport024::duel: flamethrower at the ready we'll have a little bbq :eatdrink020: hay does this tast funny to you
     
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  20. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    Cool........... Toilet Tetris!
     
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