Not sure if this is clean or not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by oldtrout, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. oldtrout

    oldtrout Well-Known Member

    My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
    So I packed up her clothes and left.
     
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  2. oldtrout

    oldtrout Well-Known Member

    And Emo's joke...

    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
    I said, "Don't do it!"
    He said, "Nobody loves me."
    I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

    He said, "Yes."
    I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
    He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too!
    Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too!
    What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
    Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
    He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
    Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
    Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
    Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
    I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
     
  3. RyX

    RyX DoH! Staff Member

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    So you did gender & religion. :signs107:
    Think you can get a political one passed the filters?
     
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