Now, you too can smell like the KGB

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/24/vladimir-putin-perfume-leaders-number-one

Not sure what mung beans are but overall it sounds okay.

 

Oh. I thought it was Killer Green Bud. Being in California and all...

 

I have no idea what that is.

Alternatively...

 

Some of the Russian AS/colognes are really fantastic and can be gotten very inexpensively from the interwebs. They tend to be high in alcohol content (so watch out) and also high in frag content (so use sparingly). I have two that I really love: Dla Mushchin ("For Men") and Cigare ("cigar").

 

And I thought Hormel only made hams.

 

I want some! Not at that price though.

 

Ham.

 

I always thought that was a funny name for beans..MUNG.

 

Here are some fantastic Russian fragrances for men:

1) Tet-a-tet
2) Disco
3) Sasha
4) Mayor

I've used these in the past and I LOVE them!

 

I wonder what a Captain smells like??

 

Moth balls, ben gay, aquanet, and rose perfume ... from kissing all the little old ladies.

 

Guess it depends on how long he's been at sea.

 

LOL! That's what I thought of as well

 

What does polonium smell like?

 

Heh. Good one, sir. Dark, very dark.

 

I just learned that polonium was discovered by Madame Curie. She named it after her home country of Poland as a political statement. It is actually polonium in tobacco smoke which is thought to cause lung cancer.

 

BTW, Tdmsu's reference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko

 

What's a little strong Alpha decay amongst friends?

 

Cross Putin and you'll find out.