Old Lady Gets Married

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by sol92258, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    An 80 yr old lady was marrying for the 4th time, newspaper asked if she would mind talking about her first 3 husbands & what they did for a living. She smiled & said "My first husband was a Banker, then I married a Circus Ringmaster. Next was a Preacher & now in my 80's, a Funeral Director". When asked why the 4 Men had such diverse careers, she explained "I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready & 4 to go"
     
  2. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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  3. Shawna

    Shawna 1000 Music Tag Bonus Points Awarded!

    :happy036:

    Now that is what I like to see, a Lady with a plan!!
     
  4. Nick A

    Nick A Active Member

    That was funny! :happy102:
     
  5. true01

    true01 Member

    Good one.
     
  6. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    Great :rofl:
     
  7. alpla444

    alpla444 That's sweet!

    Yeah nice one;)
     
  8. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    I hope she wasn't wearing Blue Suede Shoes!
     
  9. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    :biggrin:
     
  10. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

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