One for the Penguins

This one's for you @richgem ;

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

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Aunt Arctica

 

It's true. She always has the best snow cones.

 

Where's a penguin’s favorite place to swim?

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The South Pool

 

Penguin walk, closest I have have come to it. One of my fellow golfers who had to many drinks on the course asked us if we ever had seen a person do the penguin walk.

 

Aka: " Honey, where's the spare toilet paper?!"

 

Man, Charlie, I'd never have guessed that in a million years.Coursr I don't expect to be around by then anyway.

 

What does a penguin magician say to his audience?

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Pick a cod, any cod.

 

It's a trick we often do just for the halibut.

 

Nice to know my joke didn’t lay an egg.

 

Which bird always gets first place?

A peng-win

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Let me say THIS about THAT: YO