Could you maybe just blur or cut those three minutes around 8:15am?

I could.

The avatar makes this one sentence thought.

Why does the dining facility do this to my body

If I thought Mila Kunis actually worked in the aging room at Jim Beam, I'd move to Kentucky and submit a job application tomorrow.

If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black it's fooked.
-Gordon Ramsay

Woke up in a twin bed wondering where my brother was....

Hasn't it been four years yet, Mila?

I signed up for the Fitjar email list for the relaunch.

Be wise like the serpent, and gentle like the dove.

C'mon Pandora, think outside the box!

"I can gather all the news I need on the weather report." -- Paul Simon

I ate too much.

I sure hope one can't OD on coffee

I'm drinking coffee because I ate too much.

I am living proof that you can't.

Maybe you're not.

Worry kills faster than caffeine.

It's a shame that you're "catching flies...." There's a whole new CT in that bacon post. "Cleans ears with bacon"

@Queen of Blades