Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. BigMark83

    BigMark83 [...........] this space intentionally left blank

    You have no idea how badly I wish winter was over.

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  2. Hairy Alaskan

    Hairy Alaskan eww da toilet

    Oh man.
    One of my favorite drinks. I keep two pots of mint going all summer just for them and Moscow Mules.


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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    What has five toes but is not your foot?
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    my foot
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :angry032:
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What's red and smells exactly like blue paint?
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    Red Paint
     
  7. brit

    brit in a box

  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I took a class in yoga and cooking. The class theme song is “Om, Om on the Range.”
     
  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    someone else's.
     
  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That's what is often said about watching golf on TV-ya might as well watch paint dry. I made a silly attempt at doing "Golf On The Radio".....the first reply was "It's like LISTENING to paint dry"(this was in an AOL chatroom). Actually I kinda thought it went pretty well, muhself.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a flat camel?
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    Humphrey
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  14. Paul Turner

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    The shampoo is for his "Chief O" Hair "A"
     
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  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That one just jumped out at me, I guess :). Mr G's was funny, too.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Poor Phil... he got de-chap-itated.... :(

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  17. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sarcasm=getting an edge in wordwise.
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A Roman soldier walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a martinus."
    Bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
    The soldier replies, "If I had wanted a double, I would've said so."
     
  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

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