I think he was two tents...

I think you pegged that one.

But you mustn't pitch your tents near dolphins. That is a rule for all in tents and porpoises.

This is getting in tents...

As was that HUGE circus fire!

All this clowning around, it's becoming a three ring circus around here. Well, at least we're having a ball and I give it my seal of approval.

Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted...

Then, you had better scarf down some breakfast.

Or brake fast.

Or in your case..Penguin of approval...

I was going to attempt a clever rejoinder, but t'was afraid it'd backfire...

In keeping with the car theme: I wanted to drive people around in big fancy cars, but what would I have to show for it.

Are these puns or paraprosdokians?

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

What do crocodiles use, to decorate their kitchen floors?

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Rep-tiles

Along those same cold-blooded lines.....
Did you hear about the poor chameleon who couldn't change colors?

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He had a Reptile dysfunction

I could use a little cat-nap myself.

Ditto. But regrettably I'm merely dog-tired and you know those two just never get along…

Fleas stop.

Fleas, release me, let me go!

Fleas, fleas, tell me now. Is there something I should know? (duran duran)