.......or better yet.....

A $10 hand honed Sweeney Todd.

 

Probably hand honed with the accusharp knife sharpener listed below it Atleast the 100$ replicas look really cool.

 

I personally like how they say it is 'functional'. Why does that sound like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

 

Not untill one child tries to slit anothers throat with a dull razor.

 

my thoughts exactly.

"Hand honed to serve you at slicing throats wherever you might be located "

 

Perhaps therein lies the meaning of "functional".

 

looks like i would have to work out just to handel it.

 

It's even better when you read the review. 2 of the 7 say that the razor is functional to shave with.

Perhaps the scarriest review was "Looks really good, i bought one for me and my little sister, and im still waiting for it, it looks hella fun"
Really, what could possibly go wrong???

 

That is so wrong in so many ways