Overworked!

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by TraderJoe, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    [SIZE=-1]Why I'm so tired[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]Now it all makes sense! [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]
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    [SIZE=-1]For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]That leaves 133 million to do the work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. [/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.[/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]You and me.[/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=-1]And your're sitting at your computer reading jokes. [/SIZE]
     
  2. SSLSTudio...

    SSLSTudio... Forum Debugger

    hahahah :rolleyes:

    Serious Ive seen today on Operah how they work at Google , I tell you dummy me if give up my BK8 if I could have a job there it was seriously not funny watching them work to me it was WORK ! you call that work, they have swiming pools, barbers, dentists, in the building fitness rooms, you can bring your own dog to work aswell and some of them got like $$$$$$$$$ when Google went to stock market. some serious fun company to work for it seemed....
     
  3. LX_Emergency

    LX_Emergency Member

    Yeah, I've seen that one as well. Known for years that Google would be cool to work for. To bad they get 1300 applications a year though.
     
  4. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Google has all that great stuff for a reason. They own you and they want to promote a sense of the "happy slave." You have to commit 24/7/365 to them. A number of Silicon Valley companies are the same way. Entice you in, get as much as they possibly can from you and then bring in the next sucker. Great if you are single and trying to get a lot of money and perks. If family is first on your list then it's a tough choice.
     

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