Penguin Popper

some penguins will do anything for a paycheck

edit: clearly not Penguinator material.

 

Extra butter, please, on my popped penguins.

 

As if there isn't enough grease already?!

 

How did I miss this? Excellent use of a penguin.

 

Jealousy will get you no where.

 

Who could blame him.

 

I'd like to see the (Pittsburgh)penguins get popped tonight to force a final game. And then in that game too, for that matter.

 

Dream on. That is like penguins dreaming they can fly.

 

A kids toy ya right..like I'm supposed to believe that. The penguinator military research labs have developed another powerful projectile weapon..

 

Shhhhhhhh.....

 

The range on the weapon is scary. From what I can see, you can probably take a man out with that thing from about three and a half inches..

 

Which is what you'd least expect! #EvilGeniusWeaponry

 

Ya you're right..you'd have to be looking the target straight in the eye..scary...

 

The guy in that video is having way too much fun.

 

Who wouldn't have fun squeezing a penguin until it expelled a ball 20 feet?

 

The penguin, I'm guessing.

 

Also the other penguins, who are jealous.