Pick Up Lines To Avoid

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Johnny, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Johnny

    Johnny Little Boy Blue

    I was in a local tavern last night. Had a few.... I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

    One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

    That's the last thing I remember...
     
    Johnny, Apr 11, 2012
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    It's early here and am not quite awake yet so I had to read it over a couple of times in order to get it..but I did and it is lol...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Apr 11, 2012
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  3. DLP

    DLP Well-Known Member

    :happy097:
     
    DLP, Apr 11, 2012
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  4. Chris S

    Chris S Member

    :rofl:
     
    Chris S, Apr 23, 2012
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  5. Andre Nieuwoudt

    Andre Nieuwoudt Member

    :eatdrink047: lol now I know how not to get a girl!
     
    Andre Nieuwoudt, Apr 23, 2012
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  6. crackstar

    crackstar Israeli Ambassador to TSD

    It's a good thing I'm married to a beautiful woman! ;) :rofl:
     
    crackstar, Apr 23, 2012
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  7. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    :bounce015: LOL
     
    fishcrow, Apr 23, 2012
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    She's reading over your shoulder, isn't she? Blink once for yes and twice for no. <bg>
     
    richgem, Apr 23, 2012
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  9. Mechguy

    Mechguy Well-Known Member

    Hey, I think I met them the other night. Good thing I didn't give them any lip.
    Very funny.
     
    Mechguy, Apr 24, 2012
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  10. Bird Lives

    Bird Lives Future Root Beer King of Turkey

    :happy097:
     
    Bird Lives, Apr 25, 2012
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