Queenly PIF #7 *DONE*

From the first try of your soap...I have been a HUGE fan of your Christmas scent (which as I have mentioned before that you did one hell of a job on this soap scent and it literally smells like Christmas... my favorite time of year!!) and it has definitely made me succumb to get a hold of as much of it as I can lol as soon as finances allow. However before I am to stock up entirely on the Christmas scent I would love more chances to find another favorite...so if you would...please count me in on this PIF!
Thank you

 

Lol hey its the truth I love that scent! I use it sparingly mainly on fridays or saturdays...to help it last longer hahaha gotta get an order in to buy the big tub!! Got some good size tattoos comin in this week starting tomorrow so a order is definitely in my near future!

 

Dearest JoAnna, Our Queen of Blades and Mistress of Mischief,
I most humbly beg you on bended knee that you grant me the gift of your most excellent and celebrated shaving soap. If you cannot grant me this small boon I will be forced to shave with inferior products and miss out on the pleasure using what is regarded as the best soap on the net.
Regards, Your Humble Servant,
burnout61

 

My nose, Owww my nose!!! I’m in such desperate pain from being forced to smell the wretched likes of VDH, Williams and Arko. I dream of one day smelling the wonderful custom scents of TSD’s Limited Run soaps. The deprivation is intense. It is the only think I’m allowed to feel. She likes that. I am often teased with glorious posts, telling of the wondrous shaves and olfactory delights that come from such grandiose soaps as: Pumpkin Delight, Iced Sweet Tea, Christmas Ale and Iced Watermelon Sorbet. I salivate at the thought. I can only imagine how wonderful they actually smell. So far out of my grasp, and she knows it.

Alas, I know my place; stuck in the confines of The Shave Dungeon. No light to brighten my days or soothing smells to take me away. It’s just me and my dreams. It’s all I have to hold onto. I can only hope that my sweet Mistress will free me from these chains of scent bondage. Unfortunately she gets so much pleasure from depriving me. She’s says it’s good for me. She says that once I conquer my desire for TSD soaps it will make me a better, stronger man. She just makes me want it more. She teases me with it. She does it on purpose. She loves my pain.

She sits across my dungeon in her den. She leaves the door open just a crack so I can catch a glimpse. Look at her opening that jar, teasing me with every turn of the lid. It seems to last hours. She pulls it up to her nose ever so slowly. I see her take a deep breath in, taking all the glorious scent into her body. I can see the waves of pleasure filling her every cell. Her body sinks into the chair as the pleasure comes over her, the scent must be quite intense. I wish I could read the label, so I could imagine what she is experiencing right now. She takes in another big whiff and her body tenses, her toes clench. I know this soap must be amazing. My body aches. Just one whiff, just one tiny little smell, just for a split second is what I crave. That would mean the world to me right now. She’s too far away. She knows the scent can’t reach me from there. She’s planned my torture well.

She reaches into the sink, and pulls out a brush. It is dripping wet. I know all too well, what that brush will be used for. I’m jealous. I wish I could be that brush. That brush achieves what I cannot: Nirvana; oneness with that incredible smelling soap. All I can do is imagine and live vicariously through that brush. She lets most of the water drip out of the brush, and them gingerly places it onto the soap. I tremble with anticipation. She swirls slowly in one direction, taking her time. She knows the agony she’s putting me through right now. I can see her make eye contact with me in the reflection in the mirror for a split second, ensuring my misery. She delights in it. She now changes the direction of her swirls until the brush is loaded to perfection. She holds the brush up to her face. Once again she breathes it in. It’s almost more than I can take. Seeing the pleasure on her face, seeing the pleasure in her body, knowing the sheer ecstasy she is in, causes me to tremble.

She puts the brush in her mug and vigorously whips up the soapy lather. Watching her stroke faster and faster makes me anxious and very excited. She strokes the brush until the foam almost climbs out of the mug. Oh the lather, look at that lather. I’m craving that lather. It looks almost good enough to eat. To see it up close, to touch it, to feel that amazing lather on my skin. So creamy, so soft, so light. It looks like a cloud perched atop her silvertip brush. So soft, and gentle. This is what heaven must look like. That frothy cream is what heaven must feel like. I can’t take it anymore, I must see it, I must feel it. And Yes, Gods Yes, I must smell it.

SLAM!

She shuts the door. Shutting me off from what comes next. I can only imagine the things she is doing with that lather. My heart races again, even more now with the thoughts of the unknown. The intensity of the smells in that room must be multiplying. She’s in there for what seems to be an eternity. Why, why does she do this to me? The Agony! I know why. Because she is my Mistress, and she loves me, and it pleases her. I am here for her pleasure. She wants me to be better, to be free from desire. I understand, but it is hard. I must calm myself, control my urges. She’ll be done soon. Out to teach me some more shaving discipline. I must be strong.

Shhhh…. Here she comes.

 

I'm not normally one for begging, but I have had the TSD soaps on my radar for a bit, so, JoAnna puuuuuuuulllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese please please pretty please throw my name in the hat for this one?

 

It's the excitement of trying the unknown. The joy of knowing that after this one time, no matter how wonderful, that only the best memories will last.

 

Great PIF! In fact, everything here is great! It's the best shave forum on the Internet. Heck its the best site on the Internet. I'd suggest the Queen of Blades for the Peace Nobel Prize if I could. Physics, Medicine and Literature too. And Chemistry, of course, such great soaps. The best ever invented. It's not the best since since sliced bread, it is better than sliced bread! That's why I want to try them. I know I am not worthy, but can I ? Please? Pleaaaaase ?

 

Biggest, saddest, puppy dog eyes.

Pretty please?

 

I have no idea what the voices are saying but this is the only clip I can find atm...

 

Dearest JoAnna,​

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Purrrrrrrleeeaaase?​

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Please, oh please...please please please please! Take that and multiply by 1,000,000!

 

Your majesty Queen JoAnna, I come before your throne to beseech.you a humble shaver in your kingdom of soap. My Queen, I beg you to show me favor upon me. Your soaps are the talk oft he kingdom, as the best, the most lather able soaps to which to shave with. Many would pay a queens ransom for your your limited run soaps. It has been proclaimed through out your kingdom that one shaver will be given this indulgent soaps to which to shave with.

I humbly come before you my majesty to so favor upon me for I am a lowly shaver in need of fine quality soaps to which to shave with. Soaps to which I would shave with I would look like royalty if I shaved with these luxurious soaps, the joy of the sweet scents of the lather whiffing through the air each morning, lather upon my face would like no other that I have shaved with.
Humbly on one knee I beg for your favor your majesty. to issue me your legendary soaps. I will proclaim through the kingdom their greatness and word will reach far beyond to their greatness.

 

Having recently joined the soap of the quarter dealio, I have had the opportunity to try my first ever TSD soap and I love it! Please help feed the addiction oh Queen of the blades, soaps, creams, aftershaves and about anything else that smells wonderful. I shameless emplore, plead, and beg to be considered for this outstandingly amazing offer.

Great PIF!

 

It's times like this I wish I had my DSLR... id shoot a whole short film lol

 

I'll keep it simple. Please

 

you know that I am totally addicted to all soaps TSD. I cannot resist such a temptation. Please Queen of all things good in soaps, please PLEASE I am down on one knee - put me in on this one! @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}--- @--}---

 

JoAnna my Queen,
No one else shall ever do.
You are so riteously amazing,
Kool & The Gang wrote a song about you!

Those lavish scents you share
If by piece of one or two.
Humbles my pores o' thirsty
Like the soft sweet morning dew.

If I shall ever be worthy,
Of your gracious gift indeed.
I will no longer have to suffer
For great shaves may then proceed.

Oh, hell.............PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SIGN ME UP!!!