Question for the ages

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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The chicken hadn't evolved yet.

 

Good point..well taken..

 

Yes... but ... which came first? The dinosaur or the dinosaur egg?

 

To get to the scared hunan. I dunno.

 

Oh my word.

 

Sooooooo many ways to take that

 

Why did the cat cross the road?

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The chicken had a laser pointer.

 

If I'm not mistaken you asked us the same riddle before, but had a different answer.

 

I may very well have, but I liked this answer enough to use it again.

 

That was kinda excellent Charlie

 

Why did the other chicken cross the road?

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To prove to the possum that it could be done.

 

Why did the chicken egg roll across the road?

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Because it was take your kid to work day.

 

Without looking - meat.

 

Only 12 of 'em.

 

Think old school vinyl records...
Two sides (obviously), average of 5 songs per side, average song length 4 1/2 minutes. What was the average number of grooves on the record?

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12.

 

Why'd the lemur cross the road

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It was stapled to the chicken

 

Groovy man

Two

 

Why did the turtle cross the road?

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To get to the Shell station.

 

Where was Moses when the lights went out?

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In the dark.