Report on Crow Kills

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by oldtrout, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. oldtrout

    oldtrout Well-Known Member


    Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows near Boston, and there was concern for Avian Flu.


    They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.


    The city then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.


    When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

    His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." .
     
  2. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Oh wow!...
     
  3. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

  4. BigT

    BigT Well-Known Member

  5. Gairdner

    Gairdner Well-Known Member

    EEEEEeeeeeeeee

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  6. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

  7. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Ayuh, being from Down East, that's a goodun. Yesuh. :happy102:
     
  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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