I really didnt know where to put this, it was a joke for soapers but anyone that uses lots of aftershaves and such can relate so here goes Enjoy!!!! ...can't resist: Picture this:::::<imagine Rod Sterling narrating> ...dark night--empty street--lit only by the street-lamp on the corner. In the background, a slow jazz tune coming from a 'gin-joint' down the street. Suddenly--you hear the lighting of a match--startled, you turn and see a man, leaning against the lamp-post, dressed in gray--his fidora low over his eyes. He tips his hat in a gesture to acknowledge you---then, you see him curl his index finger, motioning for you to approach. You nerviously look both directions down the street before you timidly at first, cross over to meet the stranger. As you get almost to the stranger, he quietly asks: "did you bring the FO?"...."Yes", you reply, and take a small package wrapped in brown paper out of your purse, and nerviously hand it out to him. You ask in return: "did you bring the new BLEND?"...."...yes", he says, with a slow smile--and tells you: "...and once you try it--you'll be back--BEGGING for more!"....He hands over the package he was consealing in his jacket, and as you take it-- he whirls away, walking down the street---laughing softly. ....he knows, once you open that bottle--the battle is lost, for you: ...have just entered: "The FO-HO Zone." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Issy
