Science humor

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Nov 10, 2023.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where do dog scientists go to do their experiments?

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    The labrador-y


    Why can’t you trust atoms?

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    Because they make up everything.
     
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I have a headache.
     
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

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  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Man, I ALMOST had the dog scientist one right-I was focusing on the right word, just got it wrong. As for atoms, they may make up everythiung, but cas we say the sane about aDICK's and aHARRY's?????
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do you talk to an amoeba?

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    On a cell phone
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :angry032:
     
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  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    You say "Hi Meba, how ya doin"
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?
     
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  10. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    No, they just leaf it alone.
     
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  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    A plant just wants somebudy to love.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    @Sara-s , did you know that 1 millionth of a mouthwash is a microscope?
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    At last, I know the answer! I’d been wondering for years!!

    Did you know that the miliHelen is the unit of beauty, sufficient to launch one ship?
     
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  14. ewk

    ewk Well-Known Member

    From the sitcom Taxi:

    Taxi crew: Jim where have you been?
    Jim: I took the weekend off.
    Taxi crew: Nine days?!?!
    Jim: I thought we switched to the metric system.
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein. :(
     
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    What was the name of the first Electricity Detective?
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    Sherlock Ohms
     
  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician were observing an empty building. They noted two people entering the building and sometime later observed three coming out.

    The biologist remarked, “Oh, they must have reproduced.”

    The engineer said, “Our initial count must have been incorrect.”

    The mathematician stated, “Now if one more person goes into the building, it will be completely empty.”
     
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Pretty smart from that mathematic
     
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  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I don't have a scients-minded brain, but I sure can spehl.
     
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  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of the NHL team from Toromto-The Toronto Maple Leaves.
     
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